starfleetrambo:

mikey-hunter:

pdsophie:

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*in my deathbed* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

co-existence:

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

justlookatthosesausages:

captainphasmaz:

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear

mobpsykek100:

FULLMETAL BOYS

snicxet:

These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares. So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.

arcreactorsanddragons:

claraxbarton:

danekez:

It just occurred to me, as I’m going through the Harry Potter books again, that whenever Harry has visions through Voldemorts eyes that he always, every single time, distinguishes between himself and Voldemort with the mention of “a white hand held a wand which was not his own”, or something to the effect of describing Voldemorts whiteness. While I’ve always taken this as a comment on how Voldemort is inhumanly, disgustingly pale, It occurred to me that a dark-skinned Harry Potter WOULD notice the stark, shocking difference in hands every single time without fail.

Fucking here for it

I’m just imagining someone asking Harry about his dreams and being like “are you sure it just wasn’t a dream and it was you?” And Harry’s like “Yeah I’m pretty fuckin sure, I’m not white”

surprisebitch:

whitepeopletwitter:

When one of your customers spanks your ass

i thought it was about working in retail omg

no-rest-in-hell:

ecstasysmom:

absentloversthings:

imvegasonfire:

absentloversthings:

apparently americans don’t have maltesers is that right omg r u guys ok???????

what are malteasers??

is that a malteasers

no

feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:

feliznaviderek:

hasscapo:

dylmao:

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

antyc67:

arithanas:

gaylileofigaro:

This is worse. Looking at these you can tell they have no significant monetary value. They were confiscated as a fear tactic. Nothing more.

This picture breaks my heart everytime it appears in my dash. It’s a fear tactic, alright but—

The first one in the left corner: It’s a first communion rosary, and it’s not cheap.

The black one in the first line: That’s a widow rosary and it’s old.

The white one in the second line:  is a commemoration rosary. It has a miniature picture in the round part. I haven’t seen that since the 70′s.

In the third line, multicolor one: It’s an Anima mundi, I have only seen those in the hands of Rosary ministery’s old ladies. The oldest ones are from the 80′s after Juan Pablo II came to Mexico for the first time. It’s one of the old ones, I know because the crucifixes are different. 

The third one on the fourth line: Red and gold. The style is old, the metal is dark, that’s a 50′s rosary, probably a quinceañera one (or it’s maybe older, from the 40′s when the brides carried red roses with their offerings).

The fifth one on the fourth line: It’s a quinceañera rosary with Ignatius’s tear. The style is old and in my part of Mexico is orphan girls who used it. At least it was when I was young.

The third one of the fifth line: the blue one with the anchor. That one I have only seen in Veracruz and it doesn’t look new.

The fifth one on the fifth line: That’s a 90′s wedding rosary. Black and white patterns were popular on that date.

The fourth one on the last line: That’s a first communion rosary from the 30′s. It’s delicate and most probably silver.

The rest wrench my heart too, the humble everyday rosaries with wooden beads and knots. Those are cheap and bear the wear and tear of their user handling. But those  I described are much more.

Those are mother’s rosaries.

Those are not just rosaries. Those are mementos, that’s the proof of their families stories. They are taking from them the only portable things they can carry to feel the connection to their families.

It’s not a fear tactic. Call it like by its name.

It’s dehumanization.

I’m having decidedly unChristian thoughts about this entire administration.

dappermouth:

Time for a new set of wallpapers/lockscreens! These were all made from my recent illustrations, and they’re free to use if you’d like to! (As always, mobile users can find a link to download the full-size files in my FAQ) ♥

dappermouth:

Time for a new set of wallpapers/lockscreens! These were all made from my recent illustrations, and they’re free to use if you’d like to! (As always, mobile users can find a link to download the full-size files in my FAQ) ♥